What the Signs can expect from 2015
Aries: LaughterTaurus: Strength
Gemini: New friendship
Cancer: Self confidence
Leo: Excitement
Virgo: Romance
Libra: Inner peace
Scorpio: DEATH AND DESTRUCTION OF ALL YOU HOLD DEAR. THE SWALLOWING OF THE SUN BY AN ANCIENT HUNGRY GOD AND A SKY AS BLACK AS YOUR SOUL, SCORPIO. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE ABYSS
Sagittarius: Adventure
Capricorn: Smiles
Aquarius: Fun
Pisces: Good health
clarasity is STILL talking shit about you and Jacob on her ask/fm because it's the only way she knows to get attention. this happened a month ago so she needs to drop it. his account wasn't even terminated. I'm friends with him so I know why he deleted, and it has nothing to do with her.
wait is she seriously?? this I gotta see…
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: i crave shreks touch, his strong green hands caressing my face as my legs go weak and i start to sink into his warm, wet swamp. i want to push my fragile body against his and softly moan his name and inhale his muddy scent. i want him to lean in and whisper his every onion layer analogy while i tearfully rub myself with his used onion peels until every fiber of my being entwines with his ogre heart. i want to replenish my throbbing spirit with his mind, body and soul. i lust for shrek.
what she means: i crave shreks touch, his strong green hands caressing my face as my legs go weak and i start to sink into his warm, wet swamp. i want to push my fragile body against his and softly moan his name and inhale his muddy scent. i want him to lean in and whisper his every onion layer analogy while i tearfully rub myself with his used onion peels until every fiber of my being entwines with his ogre heart. i want to replenish my throbbing spirit with his mind, body and soul. i lust for shrek.
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*insert anon hate here*
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