jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

proffesorlupin:

can i hire someone to just make me tea? I can’t pay in money, but I can pay in pizza rolls and cuddles? does anyone want to apply?

thedoctordances:

My parents are probably going to have to put me into an arranged marriage based on how my life seems to be heading.

i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically


Once you get this you must share 5 random facts about yourself. Then pass it on to your 10 favorite followers!

um…I suck at doing these things but…

1. everyone on Earth knows I’m a tap dancer but that’s here anyway

2. I play the flute and piccolo

3. I love to go bowling

4. Mary Poppins is my life and is by far my favorite movie

5. My beverage of choice is milk

hyperheartz:

I wish I was thinner but I also wish that I didn’t wish I was thinner

arseluke:

I HOPE YOU MEET YOUR FAVOURITE BAND MEMBER AND GET MARRIED ONE DAY unless it’s my favourite band member, you can fuck off then

darlingamelia:

ways to make me have a crush on you:

  • just be polite
  • literally if youre polite i probably have a crush on you
  • no joke

darlingamelia:

you’re not getting the whole experience if you dont read my tags